Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats.

Oct 04, 2019 · The vampire is probably most appealing because the vampire isn’t hugely enviable, so it’s not a whish fulfillment fantasy. To maintain eternal life they must pierce the neck and suck the blood Jul 09, 2010 · VAMPIRES SUCK is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her 7. Virgins Only Vampire — Blood for Dracula (1974) Better known as Andy Warhol's Dracula, this movie is the most completely bat shit, whack job vampire movie ever. Dracula is running out of Parents need to know that Vampires Suck is a very lowbrow spoof of the Twilight films from the makers of previous lame parodies like Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans.It's rated PG-13 but pushes the boundaries of that rating with it's frequent (albeit cartoonish) violence, sexual obsession, and language (there's one "f--k" and several "s--t"s).

Vampires Suck is a 2010 American parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, and Arielle Kebbel. Just like the previous Friedberg and Seltzer movies, the film was panned by critics for its humor and plot.

Vampires Suck is a vampire spoof film. A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas Vampires Suck is a 2010 American horror comedy film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It is the bootleg of the Twilight film series, and stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, and Arielle Kebbel. 20th Century Fox theatrically released the film on August 18, 2010.

Aug 02, 2010 · A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock

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